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What the signs would say/do if they were getting arrested

ariesonfire:

zodiac—signs:

Aries - WTF DO YOU MEAN? *punches officer* YEAH, TRY TO ARREST ME NOW! *runs*
Taurus - It wasn’t me, I was home, doing other things rather than killing someo - oh, donuts! *gets inside police car*
Gemini - *starts arguing with themself* "You did it, no you did! I didn’t do…

cute-bird-dad:

kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus